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“... The perfect gift for anyone who thinks Ann Arbor has grown boring and artistically safe ...”
CURRENT April 1991


Flexies, Singles, Cassettes, CD's, DVD's, T-shirts, and Posters
(Postage & Handling included on all orders within USA borders)


Currently The Shop is working on their new CD release, slated for April 2018!


SOUTHPAWS UNITE!  Larboard Mix
One Song 33 rpm 6" Transparent Blue
Flexi-Picture Disc Single
Collector's Edition prerelease w/postcard
© 1990  $5.00
* PreRelease for the upcoming EP "SOUTHPAWS UNITE!"

Side A]  Southpaws Unite! "Larboard Mix"

SOUTHPAWS UNITE (Larboard Mix).mp3



BAND MEMBERS

Larynx Zillion: lead vocalist, conductor
Stray Ray: guitars
Marsh 
Crabbitts: brass
Bell Mountain: bass, backup vocals

Apple Schtick: drums, backup vocals

FRONT COVER 

BACK COVER 


 BELOW: Postcards & Sticker

SOUTHPAWS UNITE!  The Collection
Six Song 33 rpm 9" Black
Flexi Disc EP
Lyric Sheet w/Southpaw's Unite Sticker included
© 1992  $10.00


Side A] 
False Alarm

                   Swollen Glands
                   Vag The Bond and the Bola Pirates
Side B]   The Missing Link
                  When Hell Freezes Over, I'll Still Be Here
                  Southpaws Unite!  (LP version)


BAND MEMBERS

Larynx Zillion: lead vocalist, conductor
Stray Ray: guitars, harmony voice
Marsh Crabbitts: brass, reeds, winds, strings, backup vocals
Peuntrafell: keyboards, bells, treatments
Bell Mount: bass, backup vocals

Mr. Apple Schtick: drums, percussion, occasional screaming

 FRONT COVER 

                     BACK COVER 


BELOW: Lyric Sheet & Sticker 

THE MISSING LINK.mp3

VAG THE BOND & THE BOLA PIRATES.mp3


 


SONGS OF RECOVERY
From Anything or Anyone
Two-Song 45 rpm 7" Yellow Vinyl Single
© 1992  $7.00

Side A] {North Side}   In Us God Trusts
Side B] {South Side}
   All Or Nothing

IN US GOD TRUSTS.mp3

ALL OR NOTHING.mp3

BAND MEMBERS
Larynx Zillion: lead vocalist, guitar, occasional baton
Frothing Gills: flute, french horn, trumpet, viola, tenor
saxophone, hand clapping
Gim Flivers: pipe organ, harpsichord, marimbell, chimes,               treatments, special effects, backup vocals
Kern Stingboober: bass
Barrel of Laughing Monkeys: bass
Glanmane: drums

Tinn Parrow: drums 

             FRONT COVER

                BACK COVER  


YELLOW VINYL 

 “… I’ve sung IN US GOD TRUSTS in my head on a weekly basis since I first bought the single. It remains one of my favorite songs of all time ... I was immediately fascinated and enthralled by your vibe – I had never heard music with the sound you produced – it was the perfect music and it was everything I had ever wanted to hear … the IN US GOD TRUSTS vibe proved to be hugely influential and made a large impact on me and my friends…”  Andrew W. K. June 2005

SOUTHPAWS UNITE!
The Complete Collection
Eight Song Cassette
© 1994  $18.00

Side A]
   Novelty Patrol

                    Swollen Glands
                   When Hell Freezes Over (I'll still be here)         
                   Southpaws Unite!
Side B]   False Alarm
                  The Missing Link
                  Button It Up
                  Vag the Bond & The Bola Pirates

BAND MEMBERS
Larynx Zillion: lead vocalist, conductor
Stray Ray: guitars, harmony voice
Marsh Crabbitts: reeds winds, brass, strings, backup vocals
Peuntrafell: keyboards, bells, treatments
Bell Mount: bass, backup vocals
Mr. Apple Schtick: drums, percussion, occasional screaming


CASSETTE COVER 

CASSETTE 


COVER "Unfolded"



QUEEN OF QUEENS
Four Song Cassette
© 1996  $15.00
* PreRelease for the upcoming Double CD
"HOTTER THAN THE DICKENS!" Volume 1 and 2
which has yet to be released ...

2 copies left / soon to be re-released on CD

Side A]
Queen of Queens
(Crucifixion Mix)
Funny Bone
(Elbonic Dance Edit)

Side B]
I Feel Fine
     (Unmedicated Scream Mix)    
Custard's Last Stand
(Arrow Head Radio Remix)


BAND MEMBERS

LARYNX ZILLION: lead vocalist, guitar, "the mosquito"
BUZZ AMERIKA: lead guitar
HUBBA CHUBBA BUBBA: trombone
CHIP REED: bass
PLICHETTE KNOX: keyboards, treatments
CLARE DE LUNE: drums

Special Guest: Piggy of The Novelettes
sings on QUEEN OF QUEENS!


FRONT COVER 



CASSETTE SHELL 



INNER COVER "folded-out"


 YOU'RE DRIVING ME CRAZY!
3-Song 45rpm 7" Orange Vinyl Single
© 2016  $7.00

Previously unreleased material circa 1993-98. 
Due for release February 2016



Side A]
QUEEN OF QUEENS
(Internet Radio Version)



Side B]
FUNNY BONE
(Comic Condenser Mix)
THE HUMAN BEING LAWNMOWER
{MC-5}



BAND MEMBERS

LARYNX ZILLION: lead vocalist, guitar, "the mosquito",
               keyboards, bass, and drums
BUZZ AMERIKA: lead guitar, backing vocals
HUBBA CHUBBA BUBBA: trombone, slide cornet
CHIP REED: bass

Special Guests The Novelettes;
GODDESS OF GOODNESS and PIGGY
sings on QUEEN OF QUEENS!

FRONT COVER

 

BACK COVER


 RECORD LABEL DESIGN




HOTTER THAN THE DICKENS!
Volume One and Two
19 Song CD
© 2016  $15.00

Previously unreleased material of both pop and avant-garde
recordings from the original band / Recorded 1993-1998. 



VOLUME ONE

ATTENTION / Intro Song
TOO MANY GIRLS IN THE WORLD
QUEEN OF QUEENS
SEA ANEMONE
UNDER THE SUNNY SIDE UP
A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY SPENT
IN US GOD TRUSTS
ENCORE IN E
BLACK OUT
FUNNY BONE
HOW THE MIDDLE EAST WAS WON
I FEEL FINE
KISSING ON A GREEN LIGHT
THEE THREE ELVEN KINGS
HOTTER THAN THE DICKENS
SITTING DUCK
DO THE CINDERBLOCK ROCK
ATTENTION / Outro Song
Bonus Cut: QUEEN OF QUEENS (French Version)


VOLUME TWO

ATTENTION / Opening Number
ENCORE IN E
BLACK OUT
FUNNY BONE
CUSTER'S LAST STAND
JACK'S HOUSE
THE MISSING LINK
BLOOD BEAT
NERVES OF STEEL
A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY SPENT
HEEL!
SHOP ADOPTION
REQUEST
SITTING DUCK
BECAUSE WHY
PRESTO
HOTTER THAN THE DICKENS (Avant Version)
ANTS IN YOUR PANTS
ATTENTION / Closing Number
Bonus Cut: THE GREAT ESCAPE / QUEEN OF QUEENS Reprise

BAND MEMBERS
LARYNX ZILLION: lead vocalist, guitar, "the mosquito", Bb clarinet
bass, keyboards, and drums
BUZZ AMERIKA: lead guitar, backing vocals
HUBBA CHUBBA BUBBA: trombone, slide cornet, backing vocals
CHIP REED: bass, backing vocals

Special Guests: The Novelettes; Goddess of Goodness, Piggy, and Margaret - PLUS  - 
Private Benzine, Sci-Fi, Mr. Tuttle,
Elizabeth of France at the Spanish Inquisition, and others!



DON'T  LET  THAT  CAT  OUT  OF  THE  BAG!

DUE FOR RELEASE SPRING 2018
10-Song CD
© 2016   $15.00
All previously released material remastered on CD w/ouch-takes & special mixes!
( © P 
1990 - 1996 )
                                         



T-SHIRTS
L or XL
(Postage & Handling included / U.S.A. only)
Universal Novelty Shop Logo Insignia FRONT
Band Photo in Dressing Room BACK
Blue or Yellow or Cream
$12.00
(Only a Half Dozen remaining!)

 


 

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